My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
This is how u fucking do it girls
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
OMG THIS ^^
WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD
thank you science side of tumblr
I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR
why does the link lead to that
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
#AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING #SAMMY #SAMMY WHAT’S HAPPENING #WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
when Dean gets
physical comfort from people he cares about
and is told that
he is a good person
and is told that he’s worth love and forgiveness
and is shown that he is loved
even when he is shocked as hell that someone is saying they love him or trust him or believe in him or don’t expect anything from him
it makes me want to DIE